When people hurt my friends...

I will hurt them.

Miss Harrison - the only criticism that you should ever listen to is that of your best friends - after all they are the people who know you best and are best qualified to pass judgements on you. Right now, I have nothing to criticise. Therefore you should ignore the words of certain others. They may be angry, and they have the right to feel that way; they DO NOT have the right to make you feel like you feel at the moment. You are worth so much more than that xoxo

ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY

Go fuck your mum in a pothole in Yorkshire you arrogant two faced slut.
I do not like you. Not many people do. No-one does.  How about you move away like you were fucking supposed to.
I'm so frustrated with you right now.

A mute testimony to the life I used to own.

"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be" - Paul Valery.

Am I scared of the everchanging future? Hell yes, I have to spend the rest of my life in the future!

But living for the future does not mean that I am willing to forget the past.

I know not what my future holds, but I know that I am the one who holds it...

So no more living in the past.

Let the new memories begin...

A hangover is the wrath of grapes...

I wish every night was a night like this.

With friends like these...

And strangers like this...

Though when I am drunk I do wish that my friends wouldn't let me wear silly plastic glasses...

Or hold a knife to someones throat, in punishment for leaving me to clear up their sick...

Never fear, when having consumed so much alcohol that by morning, the memories are faded, blurry or forgotten... Lucy and Kit are around with a camera to capture every second...

Let the memories of our youth live on...

Wearing the same red heart...

my soul picked up hitchhiking

off highway serendipity.
 
What is love without the knowledge of love?

"Nothing tastes as good as good as skinny feels"...

Well I have been on a crap diet for ages... and dieting isn't fun...

Right now as I sit with a margerita pizza before me I have to say that I disagree with Kate Moss...
Nothing Tastes as good as pizza :)

Nom Nom Nom...

May regret it tomorrow though!

There are no shortcuts to happiness...

But for me, dancing comes pretty darn close to one. Everyone has miserable days. They are unavoidable. A resolution; to always look for the positives.

Maybe if I am happier I can bring more happiness into the lives of others around me - some of them need more positive influences... I should stop being such a misery guts!

The pen is the tongue off the mind.

Unfortunately, when asked a question in chemistry lessons one is expected to answer verbally and is excluded from the lesson for responding with biro drawings of hunky men... trust me, I know!

Every woman should use what Mother Nature gave her...

Before Father Time takes it all away.

Sure God created man before woman...

...But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

In response to some of the comments that I have received on facebook; drawing naked women does NOT make me a lesbian.

A revolution is not a bed of roses...

In life right now, it seems that only the thorns remain.

Formspring - is pretty wank...

Formspring is one giant invitation for; cowards to be rude whilst hiding behind a keyboard and a computer screen; stalkers to find out information about you that you didn't want them to know; boys to find out whether they are in with a chance and is a general opportunity for people to scrutinise, critisise and compliment...

I have been complimented:
"You're astoundingly beautiful and you're eyes are especially amazing. any boy would be lucky to have you."

Insulted:
"why do you talk down to people"

Asked about sexual preferences:
"Oral sex. Opinions?"

And asked random questions that hold no purpose and will add no value to life, but maybe a little humour:...
"Polar bears are white - discuss?"

To see more questions and hideously un-PC responses check it out :)
And ask yourself :)
http://www.formspring.me/RobynLia

The Beginning.

So this is what I spend my time doing, when undoubtedly I should be spending my time on coursework and whatnot...

I have never had a blog - I have always just written in a diary... So this blog will probably end up being a documentation of various incessant ramblings that occur and my daily annoyances.

Enjoy the rant ladies and gents, I hope it lives up to your expectations.